🔞ADULT TOADS ONLY🔞
Congratulations! You've discovered what happens when intrusive thoughts get a business license, unlimited supplies, and absolutely no one saying, "hmmm maybe dont!"
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Keepn' the vibes high and your furniture safe!
Smoke, sip, repeat with these functional conversation starters...or what you end up staring at for an undisclosed amount of time! 🐸
Emotional Support Willies & the Fiber Fellas!
Be offended or adopt one, these are the only current options! 🐸
Tits & Giggles
Nobody asked for these yarn yabbos...but here we are! Any color combo, send a custom request! (droopy ones may cost slightly more because... well more yarn) 🐸
Join the fun
Buy questionably inappropriate things! Ruffle some feathers...omg I could toad-a-lly add feathers to more things!
Tell everyone about Twisted Toads 18+ after hours items!
If your idea doesnt exist yet- don't worry, my lack of supervision has it covered!